I'm Ellen, I'm Scottish, and I'm unfortunately in love with TV series about angels, co-dependent brothers, blue boxes and 221b Baker Street ✌✌✌
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
That’s your opinion.
there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.
officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do