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I'm Ellen, I'm Scottish, and I'm unfortunately in love with TV series about angels, co-dependent brothers, blue boxes and 221b Baker Street ✌✌✌




monkeysaysficus:

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

That’s my night cheese face

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

coolscar:

only 90s kids will remember

coolscar:

only 90s kids will remember

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

percychekov:

sirdef:

northwangerabbey:

Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”

is sulu texting

he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do

lameborghini:

reblog if u have never given a HECK

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